|"You know Lance Russell, if you had to tell the truth for once in your life, you'd say that the Express is the best tag team you ever seen in your life." - Dennis Condrey|
|"They won't even let us on tv. They say we too violent, we hurt too many people. We gonna open up some eyes. If we have to hurt people, it doesn't matter to us." - Dennis Condrey|
|Austin with the cheapshot|
|More cheapshots from Austin|
Dutch Mantel vs Gypsy Joe
|"We got all the makings of a hurtin' match here." - Lance Russell|
" I don't know what the record is for most diqualifications in a career, but Gypsy Joe must be closing in on it." - Dave Brown
|"GO DUTCH, GO!"|
Dutch won here with an elbow in 3:30. This was alright and was "Brawl city" according to Lance. Mostly just punches and headbutts. Joe looked surprisingly strong here. Rating:*
Jerry Lawler vs Ernie Kirkland
|Lawler with the one hitter quitter for the win|
We got clips from Eaton/Sugar vs Gibsons at MSC. The heels beat up on Bill Dundee at ringside and put some kind of alcohol/sulfur on the faces.The Gibsons threw in the towel when Robert Gibson was bleeding from both eyes. Eddie Marline took the belts away from Eaton/Sugar
We got a promo with the Gibson's:
|"I went around for 3 days with my eyes burnin' Hart."|
"If we have to do the same thing you guys do to get those belts, maybe we'll do it."
"Hart, you better load up because I'm gonna load up with every damn thing I got."
|"Whatever you got Jimmy, bring it on down."|
|Roy Rogers in his cowboy get-up.|
|Condrey came into interfere|
|Dutch came in for the save then Rose came in and triple teamed him. Lawler then came in to even it up.|
Lawler tried to shake hands but Dutch pushed him down. Jerry, Dutch doesn't want to be your friend.
"If they want attention, all they gotta do is put Roy and I together and they'll get all the attention they want."
"Roy, you gonna be alright buddy."
The Monk vs David Price
The Monk won quick here in 43 seconds with a headbutt and a splash. This was better by Monk's standards.
We then got a promo with The Monk:
|"Eddie Marlin won't give him a chance. You know why?"|
|Hart hits him and says:"He's gon' lay that fist upside yo head."|
|"He's gonna lay that foot upside yo stomach baby."|
|Hart hits him with the bat and says, "And you GOTTTA BE READY FOR IT."|
|"Take his head baby and I want you to squuuueze it. Give it everything you got."|
"Look at it, its over Lawler. My dream baby.
|"Look at it baby."|
|"That one-armed cowboy, tough little son-of-a-gun." - Lance Russell|
|Davis went after Hart and JR Hart used a chair on him|
We got an interview with Lawler: