|"I'll kick you in the back, I'll push you in the dirt. Keep your eye on me or you will get hurt." - Attache|
|"When I wrestle, you'll wanna cheer, 'cause I'm a winner and I make that clear. All my opponents know I'm a stud, what can I say? It's the Italian blood." - Tina Ferrari aka Ivory|
|"What would you like sir?" - Spanish Red|
"A shingled roof." "A shingled roof?"
"Yeah, it's on the house!." - Patron
|The California Doll|
The Soul Patrol won this one quite easy. Little Feather is bad, even for GLOW standards, which is quite low.
|"Vladimir, you're in Montreal?"|
"You heard a man say that he wanted to drink Canada Dry and you wanted to see if he could do it?"
|Hollywood and Vine tag the wall|
|Hollywood and Vine attack|
Tammy Jones and Ebony vs Hollywood and Vine
|Hollywood kicks Ebony in the crotch|
|Botchamania - OUCH|
Susie Spirit vs The Headhunter
|"Look at the muscles in the back of Susie." - McLane|
Sorry Dave, don't think that's what everyone is looking at there.
|"If Americana and the California Doll jumped off the Empire State Building, who would land first?|
|"The California Doll because she would get lost on the way down!"|
|"I heard Matilda tried to blow up Tammy's car." - Mt. Fiji|
"Yeah, but she burned her lips on the exhaust pipe." - Ebony
|"David McLane says we don't know what good, clean fun is." |
"He's right, what fun is it? AHAHAH"
|"When I get done with her, she's gonna understand Spanish well. She's gonna know that she doesn't belong in the ring with me." - Spanish Red|
|"Little Feather and I want to unmask Sara and Mable." - Ebony|
|Sara and Mable say something that I can't understand|
|"Matilda the Hun's not going to win, no way. She can't move mountains, especially Mountain Fiji." - Mt. Fiji|
|"I will show her in the ring she's a wimp. I will humiliate her." - Matilda the Hun|
|"Palestina and I are going to cut the T and A off Tina and Ashley." - Attache|
|"One doesn't speak English, the other doesn't understand it." - Tina and Ashley|
|"I will chew them up and spit them out." - Palestina|
|"You got a girl in there who likes to eat grits and a girl who likes to eat a lot of hot sauce." - McLane|
|"You can tell the girl from Jaws that died had dandruff, because they found her head and shoulders on the beach." - California Doll|
|See anything wrong with his picture?|
|"Sara's smashing Ebony's music. She doesn't like Luther Vandrose(Not Vandross)" - McLane|
|Ebony and Little Feather get tied up and get chained together on their legs by a person in a white hood....hmm, see anything odd there?|
|Then they spray them with water and dance, while McLane calls it a rain dance.|
|"The Terminator comes to the rescue from Outer Space." - McLane|
Overall thoughts - Just say "No" to GLOW. This was really bad.