Sunday, October 21, 2012

WWF Superstars of Wrestling 2/24/1990 Review

WWF Superstars of Wrestling 2/24/1990 Review

The previous show is here:

Dusty Rhodes vs Jobber
"I'm a former WWF champion and she's a former Ladies Champion and we're gonna destroy you at Wrestlemania 6." - Randy Savage on Dusty Rhodes
Dusty Rhodes won with an elbow in no time at all. This was all squash.
"Look at this, we get to watch the water buffalo waltz." - Jesse Ventura
"Both have adamently demanded that they defend their respective titles, therefore, for the first time in World Wrestling Federation history, there will be a match in which it's champion vs champion, title for title." - Jack Tunney on the Wrestlemania 6 main event with Hulk Hogan vs The Ultimate Warrior
"Title vs Title is the only way Wrestlemania 6 can go down." - Hulk Hogan
"I'm gonna watch your back until Wrestlemania 6...because when we meet at Wrestlemania 6 and Hulkamania wipes you out, we don't want any excuses dude." - Hulk Hogan on the Ultimate Warrior
"As Hulkamania is running wild with your gods watching on and my God, that's when I'll strike you down Ultimate Warrior. In the SkyDome, with the heavens and the whole world watching." - Hulk Hogan
"Hulk Hogan, I need not you to watch my back. The Warriors that ride with me will make that sacrifice. The one's that fall, the one's that stay, will show no pity to those that were not strong enough to survive." - The Ultimate Warrior
"Hulk Hogan, in my world, a place that you have close to but never been, belts - normal respresentations of champions do not walk with the Warrior. I walk where you cannot breath Hulk Hogan. I walk with the pain I shall receive, will only make me strong." - The Ultimate Warrior
"I Hulk Hogan, do not need to know what is the strongest force. I, Hulk Hogan, am the only force." - The Ultimate Warrior
Bad News Brown vs Jim Berman
"I went down to Harlem. Found those little old ladies you know, who you, steal their bags. You're just the bully of the block. Wrestlemania 6 we gonna find out that Bad News ain't no news at all." - Roddy Piper
Bad News Brown beat Jim Berman in about a minute with the Ghetto Blaster. All squash here with little else.
The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase vs Jim Evans
"I put you in the hospital and nearly ended your career. Now, you've stolen my prized possession - The Million Dollar belt. You will pay the ultimate price and you the Big Boss Man will find out like everybody else, you don't cross the Million Dollar Man." - Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase
The Million Dollar Dream
Ted Dibiase beat Jim Evans with the Million Dollar Dream in about a minute. This was about 60 seconds of squash.

WWF Tag Team Champions - The Colossal Connection vs Jobbers

"We're here for one reason, to put those belts back around our waist where they belong." - Demolition Smash
The Colossal Connection beat jobbers when Andre the Giant hit a very weak elbow. Another 60 seconds or so of squashing. Nothing to see here at all.

The Brother Love Show
"At this time, Jake The Theif Roberts." - Brother Love
"If you're gonna be slinging mud, you shouldn't be wearing a white suit." - Jake The Snake Roberts
"People like Ted Dibiase and Slick, they are birds of a feather, and they flock together." - Jake The Snake Roberts
"And you should just flock off." - The Big Boss Man to Brother Love
"There is one thing lower than a snake and that's a law enforcement officer, who won't take money." - Brother Love
"Let me tell you something boy, you're under arrest." - The Big Boss Man
"He didn't read him his rights McMahon." - Jesse Ventura
"I don't think he cares." - Vince McMahon
The Big Boss Man then uncuffed Brother Love and took him to the ring with a ball and chain.
"Boss Man, I can't believe you had the audacity to turn your back on me. At Wrestlemania 6, I'm going to turn my man on you." - Slick
"Boss Man, at Wrestlemania 6, we're gonna see who the boss is." - Akeem
"Hercules, at Wrestlemania 6, the ring's gonna rumber and the floor is gonna shake because you ain't seen nothing like the Earthquake." - Jimmy Hart
"Hercules, you're gonna find out like everybody else, nobody can survive the Earthquake." - Earthquake
The Honky Tonk Man vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan
"Look at this. Here comes the Hammer." - Jesse Ventura
Hacksaw Jim Duggan and The Honky Tonk Man both got counted out here after Greg Valentine came down to beat up Duggan. After the match, Jim Duggan destroyed the Honky Tonk Man's guitar. Not much of a match here. Only about 3 minutes of wrestling before they went with the angle.

Overall thoughts - Skippable edition of Superstars of Wrestling. Little wrestling and the two angles weren't that important.

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