Last week's show is here: http://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2013/07/wwe-monday-night-raw-7292013-results.html
I reviewed Total Divas Episode 2 here: http://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2013/08/wwe-total-divas-episode-2-review.html
Quick Note - Tomohiro Ishii and Katsuyori Shibata had a Match of the Year level match last night and it was one of the best matches I've ever seen. It was only the second match this year I gave 5 stars to. I highly recommend seeing it. I reviewed it here: http://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2013/08/njpw-g1-climax-2013-day-4-results-and.html
|"I'm 5'8, I got this scraggly beard and I live in the middle of nowhere." - DB | "John Cena is an entertainer and Daniel Bryan is a WRESTLER." - DB|
"If I get fired tomorrow, and I just might as its happened before, you will see me in every armory, every gymnasium that's filled with 30 people because I love wrestling." - DB
|"Looks like Men's Warehouse ran into Duck Dynasty." - JBL on DB|
|"The WWE's never had a dwarf for a WWE champion." - Vince | "We never had anyone who had the muscularity of a toothpick. We never had anyone who had the face of a gargoyle." | "You look like a miniature Mick Foley." - Vince|
|"Smells like a compost pile, you got a bird's nest in there?" - Vince|
|"And you talked about being fired? Be careful what you wish for." - Vince|
|"John Cena says the champ is here, well I say, the beard is here!" - Daniel Bryan|
Rob Van Dam vs Alberto Del Rio
Ricardo is back from suspension.
Ryback vs Mark Henry
Eva Marie came in and gave them hairspray. Nattie came in, they exchanged words and one of the Bella's got slapped in the face. The acting here was atrocious.
|"Just because you don't like the color of my t-shirt of the flavor of my cereal, I don't change for no one." - John Cena|
|"It doesn't matter John who walks out of Summerslam as the WWE title." - Orton somehow saying he will turn into a title belt.|
Tons of Funk were in the ring when The Wyatt Family came out.
Tons of Funk vs The Wyatt Family
We got some clips of Punk going after Heyman last week.
|"Summerslam will forever be known as the night The Beast got neutered". - CM Punk|
Kaitlyn vs Layla
Layla turned on Kaitlyn on Smackdown. See it here - http://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2013/08/wwe-friday-night-smackdown-822013.html
They announced Cody Rhodes vs Damien Sandow for Summerslam.
Heath Slater vs Christian
Curtis Axel vs CM Punk
After the match, Brock Lesnar attacked CM Punk since he went after Paul Heyman.
|"Paul, say something stupid." - Brock Lesnar.|
Fandango vs Kofi Kingston
Kofi Kingston returned and was wearing pants.
The Real Americans vs The Uso's
Dolph Ziggler vs Big E Langston
They interviewed two girls from Summer Camp, some reality show.
The Shield vs John Cena, Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton
Overall thoughts: Not a real good one here. There were too many quick matches and I didn't think the angles and storylines were enough to make up for it.