Last week's show is here: http://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2013/08/wwe-total-divas-episode-3-review.html
Nikki Bella and Natalya were walking past a lingerie store and Nikki wanted to buy something sexy for John Cena.
|"I feel like ever since he got hurt, our sex life has gone down the drain." - Natalya|
|"That's so frickin' hot." - Nikki Bella, not me, I swear!|
|"I mean, if he doesn't like me in this, I don't know what he's going to like me in." - Natalya|
|"That black one with the tassles and you on top of him..." - Nikki | "Nicole!" - Natalya|
|"Oh my God, girl, look at all that up there." - Ariane|
|"They're worth every penny." - Nikki Bella|
|"Well I can't help it now, I know what they looked like before." - Brie Bella on staring at her sister's chest.|
|"I've always had really small boobs." - Ariane|
|"I think her boobs look great. They're perky and they're cute and they fit her body." - Trinity|
|"We're definitely trying to get that merchandise sold so we can get more of that chingo chingo in our pockets." - Ariane|
|"If you pulled yours out right now, I'm sure they'd be looking too." - Trinity|
Daniel and Brie wanted to go to some restaurant and Brie was worried about what to eat, saying she wanted to lose 3 pounds.
|Obviously, Brie Bella = Fatass.|
|"Ohhh, I want a pancake." - Brie Bella|
|"What am I wearing? Nothing." - Natalya|
|"Like, I don't know if I have to dress up as Daniel Bryan to get him to notice me." - Natalya|
Nikki Bella wore something totally skimpy as she met up for breakfast with Jo Jo and Eva Marie.
|Proper breakfast attire.|
|"They said Nikki is so the fat twin." - Nikki Bella | "Number 1, did you really have to use that many O's? And number 2, how rude!" - Nikki Bella | LOL - Me|
Nikki then got a small tear or two in for our first cry of the show.
DB and The Bella's were at a restaurant. You know, we've seen them at multiple restaurants and in the next clip, it's the first time I've actually seen them eat something.
|"WWE hired us because we are twins. Coming back to WWE, Nikki decided to get her own set of twins." - Brie Bella|
|"Heyyy, Boo-Boo." - Ariane|
Ariane's dog then threw up and she said he'd clean it up by eating it. What a lovely image that was.
They all went together to the breast implant place.
|"I can show you my boobs if you want." - Boob lady | "Okay." - Ariane|
|"POW! I'm like whew, okay girl." - Ariane|
|Jon Uso - A real man|
|"This is the one time you get a pass. So you better enjoy this while it's happening." - Trinity|
|"Knock knock." - Dr. Dean A. Manus | "It's Doc Dean!" - Me|
|Pass the boob anyone?|
|"How about you do some routine so I can see what you're working with?" - Trinity|
|"Drop it. Bounce it girl." - Trinity | "I don't think she meant that literally." - Me|
|"Something's a little bit off up there." - Trinity|
Nat and TJ were talking about having a small wedding.
|"I have 36 cousins alone." - Nat|
|TJ looked like he was smoking something|
|"I'm gonna kill somebody. I'm so grumpy and hungry that I'm literally going to kill a cow and just eat its flesh." - Nikki Bella, lioness.|
|"Girl, I gotta test drive 'em." - Ariane|
Trin then told Ariane to get in the pool.
|"See, I told you they float. They look like little jellyfish." - Trinity|
|"Who knew?" - Trinity|
|"Dude, is that your muffin?" - Brie Bella|
We went to Ariane's apartment with our boy Vincent!
|"Hey babe, let's go! Let's see those puppies of yours." - Vincent|
|"Sweetie, can I name them?" - Ariane's Boyfriend Vincent|
The twins were getting ready for a Summerslam photo shoot.
The girls talked more about their argument in a van or something.
|"I think it's okay if we don't look identical. We're not clones, we're twins." - One of the Bella's.|
TJ had a surprise for Natalya.
|"Well, there's a strip club over there. I hope it's not that." - Natalya | "Hah." - TJ Wilson|
Sandra, the awesome WWE seamtress, made a return.
|"Oooh I like it." - Sandra|
|"When I watch TV, I don't wanna see no flat chested on my TV." - Sandra|
|"We played a little prank on Cameron. We took one of her fake boobies." - Nikki Bella|
|"Yes, I stole the breast implant. I thought it'd be funny. Guilty as charged." - Nikki Bella|
Ariane said she decided now is not the time for a boob job.
Next week: TJ's Family gets introduced and some fighting with Ariane and Trinity.
Overall thoughts: I was entertained by this. It was totally cheesy and fake but totally funny when it wasn't supposed to be. Best episode of the series yet.