Last week's show is here: http://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2014/01/wwf-primetime-wrestling-3161987-review.html
Dino Bravo vs Hillbilly Jim
I think everyone knows by now how much I hate Dino and I can't see this one working out in any way, shape or form. It would have to be the work of a miracle to make this good.
|"The only hit that I know of that you got is The Hitman." - Gorilla to Jimmy Hart|
|"Hillbilly not looking too good as he's laid out there." - Gorilla | "He didn't look too good when he came into the ring." - Hart|
|"Luscious Johnny tried to be a nice guy and help the referee up, then the referee turned on him. He should be suspended for life." - Heenan on the ref|
|"Danny Davis is a black belt in karate, I'm sure you didn't know." - Hart | "The only black belt he's got is the one that holds up his pants." - Gorilla|
|"Sort of an upside down figure four." - Gorilla|
|"Sivi Afi currently looking for a partner in the World Wrestling Federation." - Gorilla | "He'll never find one." - Hart | "Wait, you know, maybe he will. You know who else is looking for a partner? Golden Boy Danny Spivey." - Hart|
We got a Wrestlemania report and clips from an SNME battle royale.
|"It takes 8 wrestlers to get 1 giant out of the ring but it only takes 1 giant to get Hulk Hogan out of the ring." - Andre the Giant|
The Can-Am Connection vs Demolition
|"It says on his jacket - I Love Johnny." - Gorilla | "Well, maybe he does. A lot of people love JV." - Hart | "I'm sure you could count them all on one hand and have a few fingers left over." - Gorilla|
|"It took two of them to do it." - Hart | "Well a double dropkick usually involves two individuals." - Gorilla|
|"Santa's coming to the Pontiac Silverdome and he's bringing me a World's Championship." - Heenan|
|"This is Ricky The Dragon Steamboat's cup of coffee in the big time." - Savage|
SD Jones vs The Red Demon
Gorilla called this a special match.
|"Kick 'em when they're up and kick 'em when they're down, that's The Hart Foundation's motto, baby." - Hart|
|"That first punch that SD threw was below the Mason-Dixon line." - Hart|
Sika and Kamala vs The Killer Bees
|"What do these two guys have in common?" - Gorilla | "They bought oughta be weighed at the truck scale probably." - Johnny V|
|"How about that music, Monsoon? Kinda getting into you or what?" - JV | "Oh yeah, it's very catchy." - Gorilla | "Is it American Bandstand or what? Dick Clark, eat your heart out." - JV|
|"This guys thinking about going out there to maim people then swinging for banana's in the tree...the other guy ain't thinking about opening a 7-11. Titles don't mean anything to these people." - JV|
|"The Grand Wizard turned over all his rights to Mr. Fuji." - Monsoon|
|"Here comes Jimmy Brunzell. I don't know if it's to the rescue or to a slow death." - JV|
|"What are you doing over there?" - Gorilla | "I'm fixing the phone." - Heenan|
|"It's like telephone, telegraph and tell Gorilla Monsoon and he'll tell the whole world, I'll assure you that" - Hart | "This is like the Dear Abby of professional wrestling, there's no doubt about that." - JV|
|"What do you need, a lesson?" - Gorilla | "I was showing her the proper way to use this." - Heenan|
We got an interview with The Hart Foundation:
|"We've got the two washed up British Bulldogs and now Tito The Chihuahua Santana." - Bret Hart|
|"These two have been training me every single day. Eight hours a day minimum." Danny Davis|
Johnny K-9 vs Jose Luis Rivera
Worst Match of the Year candidate?
|"Looks like he fell down stairs with the lawnmower." - Monsoon on K-9's hair|
King Kong Bundy and Paul Orndorff vs Don Muraco and Bob Orton
We've got a rare heel vs heel match here.
|"Mary Hart is my favorite because after all, I think she might be related to me somewhere down the line." - Jimmy Hart on WM3's celeb's|
|"Every painter knows when the picture is finished, ya understand? And I think Hulk Hogan knows the picture is finished." - JV|
|"Look at this, the cane! Fuji stuck the cane in there." - Gorilla|
They promised a review of Fuji and Muraco's acting ordeals with Fuji Vice and Fuji General for next week.
Overall thoughts: I liked the main event and the Bees tag wasn't bad. There was nothing must see here but Johnny V was really good all night.