Last week's show is here: http://prowresblog.blogspot.com/2013/12/wwf-primetime-wrestling-321987-review.html
I did a podcast on this show here:
Outback Jack vs Barry O
|"He had a lot of fan mail this week." - Heenan | "Really?" - Gorilla | "He woulda had more if he hadn't run out of stamps." - Heenan|
|"The boomerang. We're gonna be seeing a lot of that, I'm afraid." - Gorilla | "I'm afraid." - Heenan|
|"He can climb in the ring with anybody, it's just a matter of staying." - Heenan on Outback Jack|
|"He made some mistakes. He should be given a second chance. We all mistakes. Well, some do, but I don't." - Heenan on Danny Davis' suspension|
|"Nice camera work by camera #7." - Gorilla | "He's a lot older than 7." - Heenan | "I was talking about the camera number." - Gorilla|
|"I wouldn't be surprised if Sika started to leave the ring here and started nibbling on this pidgeon." - Heenan | "Franky, keep an eye on this guy." - Gorilla|
|"Look at this, Koko's going underneath the ring. Where's he going?" - Gorilla | "He's hiding, he don't want in there any more." - Heenan|
|"He owes me $15 dollars. Cleaning bill. That bird did something all over my pants." - Heenan on Koko | "Hahaha." - Gorilla|
|"I wanted to make him suffer. I wanted to make him pay." - Steamboat on why he got DQ'd in matches against Savage|
Steamboat then cut a boring promo saying that Steele would be his second but wouldn't cause any trouble.
They did a Wrestlemania Report, showing the contract signing for the main event.
|"I see why they call you "The Mouth of the South". Shut up." - Aretha Franklin|
|"I hope he's got enough money for bail. Piper's gonna get arrested walking around Toronto with a plaid mini skirt and a bald head." - Heenan|
"The Natural" Butch Reed vs Tito Santana
|"You never interfere in matches do you?" - Gorilla | "Sometimes I'm provoked but I never intentionally do it." - Heenan|
|"Look at that sneaky...I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him across the street." - Gorilla | "I've done business with him, he's a very honest man." - Heenan|
|"I wanna congratulate you on your street clothes tonight. They look very well suited for ya." - Gorilla | "They don't call me the doctor for nothin', baby." - Slick|
|"What if we went to the ring carrying signs to the fans? They wouldn't like it." - Heenan on signs ripping heels|
|"Yeah! I just got DQ'd." - Me channeling Tito|
This went to a Double DQ when Slick and Koko ran in. The match dragged too much unfortunately. Too many rest holds but Reed bumped pretty well. If this was shorter it would have been a lot better.
Paul Roma vs Salvatore Bellomo
|"He's probably not dumb. Stupid is the word I'm looking for." - Heenan on Roma|
|"That's a nice name for a bottle of wine. A big bottle of Bellomo." - Heenan|
Monsoon talked about basically stealing a video from Heenan's training area and said Andre will have some issues.
The Honky Tonk Man vs Pedro Morales
|"Something's gonna have to be done about these wrestlers putting their hands on me. I'm talking about Koko and Santana." - Slick|
|"Some people call him an Elivs impersonator but I don't see how. Elvis never looked as good as The Honky Tonk Man." - Slick|
|"Bobby The Brain Heenan, Jimmy Hart and myself are all comrades at arms." - Slick | "More like thieves in the night." - Gorilla|
King Kong Bundy vs Jake "The Snake" Roberts
|Bundymania runnin' wild!|
|"I'm scared of snakes." - Hart | "Then why you managing them then?" - Gorilla|
|"Danny Davis, 3 times gold medalist in boxing, Olympian in wrestling." - Hart, really spewing the BS|
|"Whenever you're out here there's a snake at ringside, a two legged snake." - Gorilla|
Gorilla and Heenan talked more about Gorilla bringing a camera to Camp Andre and Heenan didn't like it to end the show.
Overall thoughts: Heenan was funny but this show sucked otherwise. The finish to the main was bad, Outback Jack was bad and honestly, I think Heenan was the only good thing here. Skip this.